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Friday, September 15th, 2006
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11:33 am - relationship tip
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This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls..
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)
(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)
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| Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
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12:21 am - no way!
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| Friday, May 23rd, 2003
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11:25 am - ..
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wasn't in a good shape for awhile after I broke up with him.
it's still very depressing.
I hate when others tell me that time will heal everything. it's such an irresposible statement for your own emotion.
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| Thursday, February 13th, 2003
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1:49 am - what kind of virgin are you?
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12:46 am - nick show?
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this is BS!
I don't even watch that show! ugh!
Clarissa Explains it All. Little brothers piss you
off and your best friend climbs up a ladder...
But of course that's not weird to you because
you're Clarissa Darling
What's Your 90's Nickelodeon Show?
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current mood:  annoyed
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| Wednesday, February 12th, 2003
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2:17 am
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I always tend to find a great serendipity whenever I look through my document folder on my computer
and yes, this is me playing bass like 2-3 years ago, can't really remember.
I remember dying my hair green and rocking out like crazy. ( and I hope no one would notice my inability to play bass. :P )
hahaha!
current mood:  geeky
current music: Sparta
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| Monday, February 10th, 2003
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9:44 pm - something beautiful that's about to get wrecked
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Some people look at me with a sort of condescending, pity-filled gaze as if to say,
what a loser, look at her reading alone at dinner.
They don't pick up on the fact that I prefer dead men's rants to theirs.
current mood: bitchy
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| Sunday, February 9th, 2003
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2:21 am
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this makes no sense here. it totally kills my time. whoa!!!!!!!
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| Saturday, February 8th, 2003
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9:12 pm
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7:24 pm - what kind of girlfriend am I?
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-Sensitive- You're Sensitive, and you'd like to
stay that way. Sorry,listened to a bit too much
Jewel there. You're sweet and very emotionally
charged. You definitely love the person you're
with, and always want to know how they're
feeling so you can make sure they're happy.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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listened to too much Jewel???
eeekkkkk!!!
pffft!
current mood:  confused
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3:41 am
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We've made ourselves so numb
Don't you wanna feel something?
We are consumed by the society's fume.
current mood:  blah
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| Friday, February 7th, 2003
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9:07 pm - ....
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I'm just having terrible headache, no medicine seems to work for me this time.
I haven't talk to him since yesterday afternoon.
I wonder what he feels about me right now.
I wonder if he really meant those things that he had to put into my ears.
those words shattered my heart for sure..
I still can't believe he said it.. it's unbelievable..
now I feel like throwing up.. I should go to bed.... :(
current mood:  crappy
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| Thursday, February 6th, 2003
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6:22 pm - why ?
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I can't help but crying whenever I listen to this song........
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I can’t imagine all the people that you know
And the places that you go
When the lights are turned down low
And I don’t understand all the things you’ve seen
But I’m slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It’s always you
in my big dreams
And you tell me, that it's over
Wake up lying in a patch of four leaf-clover
And you’re restless
And I’m naked
You gotta get out, you can’t stand to see me shaken
did you let me go?
I didn’t think so
And you don’t wanna be here in the future
So you say the present's just a pleasant interruption to the past
And you don’t wanna look much closer
Cuz you’re afraid to find out all
this hope you had sent into the sky
By now had
Crashed
And it did
Because of me
And then you bring me home
Afraid to find out that you’re alone
And I’m sleeping in your living room
We don’t have much room
To live
and I have these dreams
in them I learn to play guitar
Maybe cross the country
Become a rock star
And there was hope in me that I could take you there
But damn it you're so young
well I don’t think I care
And if I hurt you
Then I’m sorry
Please don't think that this was easy
And then you’d bring me home
Cuz we both know what it’s like to be alone
And I’m dreaming in your living room
We don’t have much room
To live
And Konstantine is walking down the stairs
Doesn’t she look good
Standing in her underwear?
And I was thinking
What I was thinking
But we’ve been drinking and it doesn’t get me anywhere
My Konstantine came walking down the stairs
And all that I could do was touch her long, blonde hair
And I’ve been thinking
But it hurts me thinking that these nights when we were drinking,
no they never got us anywhere
No.
this is because I can spell confusion with a K and I can like it
It's to dying in another's arms
And why I had to try it
It’s to Jimmy Eat World
And those nights in my car
When the first star you see may not be a star
I’m not your star
Isn’t that what you said
What you thought this song meant?
And if this is what it takes just to lag with my mistakes
And live with what I did to you
All the hell I put you through
I always catch the clock to 11:11
and now you wanna talk
It’s not hard to dream, you’ll always be my Konstantine
My Konstantine
They’ll never hurt you like I do
No, they’ll never hurt you like I do
No no no no no no no no no
This is to a girl who got into my head
with all the pretty things she did
Hey, you know, You keep me up in bed
This is to a girl who got into my head
with all these fucked up things I did
Hey, maybe, baby you could keep me up in bed
My konstantine
You spin around me like a dream
We played out on this movie screen
And I said, did you know I miss you
Did you know I miss you (x6)
I miss you
And then you bring me home
And we go to sleep, but this time not alone
And you’ll kiss me in your living room
I know, I know you miss me in your living room
Cuz these nights I think
maybe that I miss you in my living room
we don’t have much room
I said does anybody need that room?
Because we all need a little more room
To live
My Konstantine
current mood: depressed
current music: something corporate - Konstantine
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| Sunday, February 2nd, 2003
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7:52 pm - ..
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For past couple hours, I'm modifying this journal obsessively, now I'm dead tired! Okay, it's time for dnner, I shall be back.. or not. ;)
current mood:  energetic
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6:07 pm - dear diary
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It wasn't a long ago when I ran into this interesting website, and I'm so glad that I could start my own journal finally! ohhhh yeaaaaahhhh! :-)
current mood:  cheerful
current music: The cure - lullaby
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